We live in complicated times. We are at a stage in history like never before, where screaming talking heads, howling jingoists, and wailing dogmatists seek to confuse and confound us. We are at a crossroads, a 'T' in the road, or at least one of those little forky things. The time has come to make a stand, to 'rock steady.' To climb the highest mountain, and proudly shout "Ricola!" for all to hear. A CHOICE MUST BE MADE.

A rock and roll choice, of course.

Beginning March 11th, a we are starting a campaign to eliminate Rock Shortages from our homes, our schools, and everywhere we use those white ipod headphones. Join us, the Presidents of the United States of America as we bring THESE ARE THE GOOD TIMES PEOPLE to the world. WE are filling this site with critical information which YOU can use in the coming months to do your part, nay your duty, to enjoy and spread these fourteen life altering wafers of maximum audio satisfaction. No city will be skipped, no stone unturned, and all babies will be kissed or at least given a firm handshake.

The choice is yours, people.....These are indeed the GOOD TIMES.